THEY CAME TO BOSTON

they came to Boston
on their vacation
they came, they saw, they annoyed me
they saw it all,
what! Fanueil Hall!
it's best if they just avoid me
rented a car
to see the sights
they found the Hub confusing
looked for the Swan Boats
in Mattapan
well, I find that real amusing

I was here before they came
I'll be here long after
don't want to share, but is seems clear
that I'm gonna have to.

they came to Boston
for an education
live in dorms, join a frat.
jam my bar
and subway cars.
no, what the fuck is that?
spend year one
having fun
and causing aggravation
spending daddy's cash
on a toga bash
when the hell's graduation?

I was here before they came
I'll be here long after
don't want to swear, but it seems clear
that I'm gonna have to.