don't touch that dial, don't click that clicker we love to watch, they love to bicker don't turn the knob, or change the channel hey!! where the hell did they get this panel? where are they from? Where have they been? they air it out, we suck it in up on stage all in a row at each other's throats all through the show the mood is tense, the tensions thicker we watch, they fight, just who here's sicker chorus: we're not so bad, I guess after all their problems make ours seem so small we'd be much better off I bet if we'd turn off the tv set she broke down and he came clean we stay glued, glued to the screen just how much more can we take?? thank God here comes a station break chorus don't think that we can take much more we've lost it now man, that's for sure lost another day, check out the clock turn it off, pull the plug, shut it down, now we should talk