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These pages are Netscape Enhanced. To fully appreciate the artistic beauty and sublime experience of viewing these pages, I suggest using Netscape as your browser. (3-D glasses optional.)

This site does NOT necessarily reflect the opinions of (choose one)

No animals were hurt or maltreated in anyway during the development of this site. This site is for entertainment purposes only, and not intended to promote the cold-blooded killing of small furry animals by running them over with a car (or in any other way) or the mean-spirited painting of said small furry animals with yellow (or any other color) paint.

Jon Michaels
(Last Update 1/27/95)