HD Has The Sharpest Pictures

You know I was at my friends’ house tonight enjoying good company and great tacos. They have a monster flat screen TV and an HD Direct TV box hooked up to it. I hadn’t been over there in a while and I was disappointed to discover that a couple of the very few HD channels that are offered were only showing the damn Republican National Convention.

I got to see McCain’s weird-ass watery red eye in all its nauseating detail. I was unpleasantly reminded of the “vulture eye” in “The Tell-Tale Heart”.

McCain and his eye 1

Yuck.

McCain and his eye 2

Ew.