Better Off Drunk

Take a drink every time:

• The newspaper boy wants his $2
• Lane tries to kill himself
• Twice if he has help (even if it's accidental)
• Lane's brother speaks
• Lane's father tries to relate to him
• Lane's father tries to make him do something
• Lane's father tells Lane about the car in the front yard
• A garage door window is broken
• Lane's mother cooks something unidentifiable
• Twice if it's greenish
• Someone tries to ski the K-12
• Someone explodes
• Richie makes eyes at Monique
• An inanimate object comes to life
• Lane's brother makes something destructive out of common household products
• Lane has a run-in with the Japanese Howard Cosell
• Lane runs into someone/something with a car
• You see pictures of Beth (not including the opening scene, otherwise you'll be drunk in under 60 seconds)
• Lane's friend experiments with things you wouldn't normally consider drugs (e.g. snow, whipped cream)
• Monique says an english word incorrectly
• Monique says "How you say..."
• Someone asks Lane if they can date Beth
• Montage sequence of either learning how to ski or learning how to fix a car
• Ricky's mom says a word drawn-out (e.g. "frieeeeeends")

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