RTC#3 - So Much To Answer For, So Sick Of Talking About It


Volume 1 Issue 3 - So Much To Answer For, So Sick Of Talking About It

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Warning Signs That Your Teen-Film's Geeky Kid Is A Stereotype

Character has large black Buddy Holly-style glasses held together by tape.
Character has easy to ridicule last name like "Humpler" or "Fudgenutz".
Annoying laugh
Has that stupid picture of Einstein sticking out his tongue in his locker.
Out-dated hairstyle and fashion sense.
Character enjoys a school subject, typically math or science, more than ANYTHING.
Leads group of teens through tunnels under school that no one but geek knew existed.
Character makes one or more Star Trek references and/or has poster of Gillian Anderson hanging on bedroom wall.
Thinks naming his term paper on eyesight regeneration, "SHE UNBLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE" is the funniest thing ever.
Has built some sort of Rube Goldberg invention to do menial task like turning off his alarm clock.
Character has physical impediment that requires wearing head gear or a neck brace.
Pocket protectors a must.
Identically geeky parents
Rides the school bus, even during his senior year.
Has contents of lunch tray dumped in lap. Repeatedly.
If the geek has an older brother, said brother is a jock and terrorizes the geek.
If the geek has a younger brother, said brother is brilliant and is content with being a loner.
Says at some point, "I don't know, it sounds so crazy that it just might work."
You've cast Eddie Deezen

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