Major Intolerance's
Full Metal Racket

In a month where we learned that the Kansas Board of Education has dropped evolution from the curriculum and that billionaire Gordon Getty has hidden a mistress and three kids for over a decade (now THAT's what I call a philanthropist!), we thought that nothing else this month could surprise us. How wrong we were....

Mickey Blue Balls
Brando had The Freshman, DeNiro had Analyze This,and Jimmy Caan gets this? Thank God John Cazale is dead 'cause I hear Carrot Top's been boning up on those "Sopranos" reruns.

What Janeane Knows And We Don't
Craig Bierko?

But Wasn't He The Son Of A Shrink?
A tip of the Major's helmet to the producers of Analyze This for casting a fat kid as Billy Crystal's son and not making a plot point out of it.