The Walls Have Ears
You Big Dummy

Hollywood loves a hyphenate. You've got your actor-directors (Mel Gibson), actor-writer-producers (Ben Affleck) and your not-a-movie-star-not-a-tv-star-but-still-a-celebrity (Melissa Rivers). But the wired world of Hollywood appears it to have it in for a special brand of multi-artist: the rare actor-ventriloquist. What other reasoning is there for the Internet Movie Database's listing of 70s voice-thrower Willie Tyler in its archive for the Vietnam tear-jerker, Coming Home, yet cast a blind eye to his eternally young sidekick, Lester? RTC insider Sneaky the Weasel ran into Mr. Tyler during one of the Weasel's routine garbage-scavenging expeditions. When made aware of the movie database's omission, Mr. Tyler is rumored to have said, "That makes me want to take my fist out of Lester's ass and put it in someone else's." Mr. Tyler then went back inside, leaving Lester to give Sneaky an old-fashioned goon beating.