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Hatty Jones
"The Ingenue"
Age: 11
Cherubic Title Role In Madeline
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
366
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
Yes.
Where hipsters might know her from:
Appearance on Letterman
Prediction:
Considering her web appeal, RTC sees Ms. Jones skipping the Christina
Ricci bad girl route and aiming for the young Kate Winslet roles.
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Hallie Kate Eisenberg
"The Upstart"
Age: 7
Plays Pacino's Kid In The Insider
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
3
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
No.
Where hipsters might know her from:
Independent Film Channel promos
Prediction:
As cloying as she is in the Pepsi ads, she's showed us her indie
cred with the "Horses Are Pretty" spots. Thora Birch,
look out.
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Mara Wilson
"The Veteran"
Age: 12
Last Seen In Mrs. Doubtfire
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
0
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
No.
Where hipsters might know her from:
Guest spot on Melrose Place
Prediction:
No longer precocious enough to star with Robin Williams is an asset.
Future host of VH-1 show.
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Haley Joel Osment
"The Artist"
Age: 11
Oscar Buzz For Sixth Sense Role
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
1
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
Yes.
Where hipsters might know her from:
Played Murphy Brown's son
Prediction:
He's worked with both Bruce Willis and Gerard Depardieu (Bogus).
Things can only get better.
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Jake Lloyd
"The Prodigy"
Age: 10
Hit The Jackpot With Episode One
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
7
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
Yes.
Where hipsters might know her from:
The Star Wars Playstation Game
Prediction:
Will one day use young Jedi fame to seduce fangirls of all ages.
We would.
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Jonathan Lipnicki
"The Rebel"
Age: 9
The Retarded Kid From Jerry Maguire
Number of links listed in Yahoo search:
1
Related items being auctioned on eBay:
Yes.
Where hipsters might know her from:
Hipsters do not know him
Prediction:
Possibly his own show on UPN. Definitely has Corey Feldman on speed
dial.
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