The Ref
3 Big Stars, 2 Dick Jokes, And A Drunk Santa Pissing On A Christmas Tree: RTC's Holiday Video Pacifier

"Let's hear it for the holidays!"

This is the only time of the year where you can ever hear someone say, "DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET ME SEE HOME ALONE AGAIN!" and their pitiful prayers will be answered. You see, the bigwigs in TV Land (the fictional domain of television fatcats, not the cable network) know that, like clockwork, you are drunk on "juiced" eggnog this time of year and you'll watch any thing that reeks of hearth-warming cheer, so we get NETWORK PREMIERES of stuff you swore you'd never see in theaters plus new Christmas "staples" like Home For The Holidays (Fun holiday game - watch this and try and spot the scenes in which Robert Downey Jr. took his "medicine" before).

All this "peace on earth" crap makes us wanna start a teenage riot. That's why when we gather the old folks around the "family pet" (our tv), we like to pop in Ted Demme's The Ref.

For pure unadulterated, profane dysfunction, you can't beat Kevin Spacey and Denis Leary cracking wise while Judy Davis does what Judy Davis does best (I'm a longtime believer that nobody rolls the "F" word off their lips with more seething viciousness than Ms. D). So, here RTC presents a few off our favorite lines from The Ref that had Grandma reaching for her MedicAlert bracelet last year.