You Gotta Be F---in' Kidding
RTC Picks The Worst Of The Current Trailer Crop

Over 100 years ago, people would sit at attention to watch 90 seconds of a train passing by. Times have changed, and having seen the following two trailers, it is safe to say we are no longer sitting still. In fact, they'll be lucky if we don't burn the freakin' theater down.

Bicentennial Man

Also Know As:
Bi-shit-ennial Man

Plot In A Nutshell:
Mrs. Doubt-wired

Oscar Chances:
In a godless universe, perhaps.

Trailer Kiss Of Death:
Oliver Platt

Most Head-Scratching Moment:
The use of jokes like, "How do you make a handkerchief dance?" would make even the Friars' Club groan.

Who Would Go See This Based On This Trailer?
Families of the people who worked on it.

Supernova

Also Known As:
The Only Movie That's Been Sitting On The Shelf Longer Than The Super Dave Movie

Plot In A Nutshell:
Event Horizon meets 9 1/2 Weeks

Trailer Kiss Of Death:
Lou Diamond Phillips

Most Head-Scratching Moment:
The music. Sugar Ray? Mama Told Me Not To Come? This is the most disorienting use of songs since "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" popped up in Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid.

Who Would Go See This Based On The Trailer?
The DEAF