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When Good News Turns Bad
RTC's Journal Of Disappointment

Another Reason For Kirk Douglas To Stay Alive

The Good News
Catherine Zeta Jones becomes an excuse to watch bad movies.

The Bad News
Catherine Zeta Jones is dating Michael Douglas.

The Terrible News
Catherine Zeta Jones becomes engaged to Michael Douglas.

The Kick In The Nuts
Catherine Zeta Jones announces that she is pregnant with Michael Douglas' baby.


The Legend Of John Ottman

The Good News
John Ottman, Bryan Singer's Usual Suspects composer, is directing his first feature.

The Bad News
He is unavailable to do the score for Singer's X-Men.

The Terrible News
The movie that Ottman is helming is Urban Legend 2.

The Kick In The Nuts
Urban Legend 2 stars Joseph "Joey" Lawrence.


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