Who Are Emperor Penguin And Why Should You Give A Rat's Ass What Their Top Five Favorite Movies Are?

(insert pseudo-hip band intro full of non-sequiturs and ungraspable pop references)

Lo-fi. Loopy. And Preppin' to Shake Your Ass, Emperor Penguin hails from the Windy City and works the mini- Korgs like Willy Wonka on the set of Good Times. 3 albums in one year are probably more old school funk than your fragile behind can take, but when you let Penguin partners Mel Stanke and Lazlo Minimart into your stereo, you also let in the love.

EMPEROR PENGUIN'S TOP FIVE FILMS TO CONFUSE & BEWILDER

1. The Abominable Dr. Phibes
2. Cabin Boy
3. The Swimmer
4. Stoned
5. My Dinner With Blassie

UPRIGHT PENGUINS BRIGADE
RTC AMBUSHES A CHAT ROOM

In March, My Pal God recording artists, Emperor Penguin held a chat session at www.insound.com.

RTC Chat Room protocol-
1) Get the skinny on band's movie fixations.
2) Assume as many on-line personalities as possible.
3) Attempt to turn the band against other people in the chat.